RT @TheOnion: UPDATE: Powerball officials tell us they have found the missing lottery balls. Report to come
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@TheOnion how quick before China posts a story about this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They were next to missing ballots and stack of Bic lighters reported ripped off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could be an Iranian plot to further their lottery prospects..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lance Armstrong had Neuticles implanted today.#MissingPowerballsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion- Hate when the balls are missing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not even funny...that was my retirement plan. ;-0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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