@TheOnion thank you for giving me so much to chuckle at. I think this just got published alongside the spread of sexiest man, Kim Il Jong
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@TheOnion sure it isThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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People would die. Lmaaaaao RT
@AbeMinter RT@TheOnion BREAKING: Record Powerball Drawing May Be Cancelled | Full Report To ComeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They are using last weeks numbers for this weeks drawing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can hardly waitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what ????????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have some people that are saying, no way!!! http://thebreakfastnook.weebly.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Powerball says "we were only joking"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pre-emptive tax on the rich?#fireinacrowdedtheatreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Via Americas finest news source:
@TheOnion: BREAKING: Record Powerball Drawing May Be Cancelled | Full Report To ComeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Write a piece quickly. I need to troll some people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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