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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2012

    BREAKING: Record Powerball Drawing May Be Cancelled | Full Report To Come

    4:40 PM - 28 Nov 2012
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    • omgitsbees 🐝 Kevin Brauer Benjy Rodney Cox Ryan Ghoulenwater Jeremy Allingham P.J. Mills Amy Klatch Doug Ross
    13 replies 344 retweets 39 likes
      1. BeAmazing‏ @slguldi 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion thank you for giving me so much to chuckle at. I think this just got published alongside the spread of sexiest man, Kim Il Jong

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      1. Myhalenko‏ @oldschoolmouth 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion sure it is

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      1. Lisa Nguyen McDowell‏ @ItsGirlFriday 28 Nov 2012
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        People would die. Lmaaaaao RT @AbeMinter RT @TheOnion BREAKING: Record Powerball Drawing May Be Cancelled | Full Report To Come

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      1. Eddie‏ @Eddie_Here 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion They are using last weeks numbers for this weeks drawing.

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      1. KB‏ @KSantagati 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny!

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      1. troy francis‏ @orangetroy1970 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion can hardly wait

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      1. sandra stout‏ @sandles123 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion what ????????

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      1. Monadireese‏ @Monadireese 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion I have some people that are saying, no way!!! http://thebreakfastnook.weebly.com 

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      1. freehawk‏ @freehawk 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Powerball says "we were only joking"

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      1. Mike Alder‏ @maldertn 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion pre-emptive tax on the rich? #fireinacrowdedtheatre

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      1. Brian Gorman‏ @BrianGorman_IL 28 Nov 2012
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        Via Americas finest news source: @TheOnion: BREAKING: Record Powerball Drawing May Be Cancelled | Full Report To Come

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      1. Kyle Jack‏ @kylejack 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Write a piece quickly. I need to troll some people.

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      1. Danny Blanche‏ @DannyBlanche 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion #yadayadabullshit

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