@TheOnion Picking up tickets now. I see no disclaimer, so I'll sue if I don't win.
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@LadyBugLeto@TheOnion If I picked them up, what do you suppose the answer would be if they won? What tickets? =)
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@TheOnion Hmmm...that's odd. I DIDN'T win the Powerball drawing with these numbers. I wonder how that happened?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are they right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion future me Won!#asterisksfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Very funny if those were...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I won! I won! Not. :-PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Then I won!!!! Fame, Power, wealth. Mine, all mine. Ahahahahahah!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why did you feel the need to go and ruin it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i like the numbers you picked for tomorrows powerball lottery. But wasn't that the #'s of last game?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I won!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ..Way to go...ruining the excitement of the big powerball party I was hosting.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tomorrow's Winning Powerball Numbers Are: 8, 17, 22, 29, 44 Powerball: 30Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If that's the one headline you didn't trick me on, I'm gonna be so upset with myself...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm actually going to play those nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion woohoo! I win!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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