@TheOnion Damn, just found out you are not real! #ruinseverything
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@TheOnion that is likely waay too close to true...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Radicals Kidnap Lloyd Blankfein For Ransom Then Pay Ransom To Family Take Him Back Because He was Too Toxic To Be AroundThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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