@TheOnion @AlixFerrell would have never survived the terrible twos without the administering of Benadryl #terriblemom
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@TheOnion SLeeping with Uncle Ben (Benadryl cocktail)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds like a FOX News Story ?! - Hah ?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dramamine works great too ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Baby Knocked Out With Cough Syrup Praised For Being Such A Good Little Traveler http://onion.com/U7HJwf . :-D:-D:-DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion First and last stanzas - http://www.metrolyrics.com/choctaw-bingo-lyrics-james-mcmurtry.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion multiple spamming the same joke really does make it funnier - thanks oh so muchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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