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@TheOnion those poor bargain hunting bastards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this story true or FAKING NEWS??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh, if only.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Now THAT is real
#darwinism,@chrislhayes RT@TheOnion 42 Mil Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Recordhttp://onion.com/110biDQThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I WAS ONE OF THOSE HURT! I just came home from hospital.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My heart, head, brain. lungs goes to the families of 42 Million who'd perish.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Two minute silence to commemorate their passing. 1.. 2.. 3.. ooh, sparkly things *dances off to play with music*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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