@TheOnion I'm not buying a fucking dodge dart fucker.
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@TheOnion I have had good friends lost to falling anvils, pianos and safes! Injury is never funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is so fucked up how society finds this acceptable that baby could of died bt ppl are more concerned for their own comfort..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When my lil brother is annoying, I threatened to give him cough syrup to put him to sleep! Just finding out it can be deadly! 0_0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would go to jail for beaten the shit out of somebody in a hurry!Justice can not punish these people like I can"KNOCK ATOOTH OUT"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my mom actually almost killed my older brother once with drugs to make him sleep on their flight. good times.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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