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@TheOnion "Mother liked her white wine, we stayed away from red." LoudonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My mother always decided what I was thinking, and told me I had better thank it! She was authority-intense!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds like the holidaysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In Focus: Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Thinkhttp://onion.com/Wk3h8OThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so resonant after thanksgiving...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh you slay me The Onion...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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