@TheOnion wait, what? Liquor stores are open today? Not in OK :(
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@TheOnion: UPDATE: According to sources, cousin Mark has arrived at the liquor store and shouldn’t be more than 20 minutes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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