@TheOnion Flood the bathroom and blame global warming. (from our 2010 Guide for the xmas guests)
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@TheOnion lol......nothing like being direct.....thanks for the chuckle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not keen on a one pot wonder then you saucy minx :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For a gluten free alternative, try stuffing the turkey with all your empty promises.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanksgiving Tips: I told you a thousand times... What the fuck is wrong with you?http://onion.com/Tg2iYAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not stuffing. That's dressing. You failure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Indulge in nostalgic memories of your past: tell about the time your grandfather raped you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAHAHA. Some people just don't listen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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