@TheOnion I actually drown my sorrows in video games late at night.
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@TheOnion My horiscope: "Mark, Your life is shit." Oh my its true?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ``Thanks for that onion - i think i'll go and lie down now!! `Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's my birthday this week…may I please get a follow back? THX!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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