@TheOnion "When we kill someone... One less person gets breast cancer... Buy the pink one!"
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@TheOnion Well, when you just don't have the energy to go on...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@KrevTweetsStuff Oh shit. RT@TheOnion: 5-Hour Energy CEO: Deaths Just Collateral Damage In War On That 2:30 Feeling http://onion.com/SOrantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion should have waited till 4:20Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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