@TheOnion @JediMarioL thank you for retweeting. That made me laugh out loud.
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@mhpackerfan speak of the devil. RT@TheOnion Jessica Simpson Reveals Slimmer Figure After Chopping Off Limbs:http://onion.com/Qstg18 - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Demands her fans now call her "Bob"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion more tasteless than usual, but sadly, just not funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL!! Love it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hahaha... oh, that's mean. Tee heeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion BF says I'd be better off without my head. His name is Ikabod and he rides horses.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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