@TheOnion #FiscalCliffConsequences: The food stamp program will cease and the stamps will instead be used to mark lines on roads.
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@TheOnion Seems legitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh no! The Army will have to start shopping at an Army Surplus store!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I didn't know there were generic tanks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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