@TheOnion long out of college but this it's exactly what I plan to do
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@TheOnion You might be better off...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and all Walmart employees during their lunch breakThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ... Don't sweat it ... That canned cranberry sauce will make the meal just right!! Better luck next year!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I did this fairly often when I was in school. The sadder part is my birthday is usually that weekend as well...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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