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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2012

    8-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Pleasantly Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yethttp://onion.com/WqE8Oc 

    1:34 PM - 19 Nov 2012
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      1. Deep Fried Man‏Verified account @DeepFriedMan 21 Nov 2012
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        RT @TheOnion: 8-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Pleasantly Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yet http://onion.com/WqE8Oc 

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      2. Biola‏ @biolajeje 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion ... really? poor taste

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      1. NJ‏ @NJCronin 20 Nov 2012
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        @CroninHarry check out @TheOnion

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      1. proIsrael‏ @yoyoli90 20 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Why is he surprised? oh yeah, because of the rockets launched by Hamas at Israel from his neighborhood... http://www.palwatch.org/main.aspx?fi=157&doc_id=8024 …

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      1. david edmond‏ @marleybobs 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion @theonion @frankieboyle quite eloquent for an 8 year old and who gave him the flag to hold

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      1. Susan Black‏ @soobee4 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion awww-- what a wise head on small shoulders

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      1. alan bird‏ @_albird 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion or surprised he hasn't yet had the opportunity to fire a rocket.

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      1. Azra‏ @Azra_Limbada 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion sadly true that #Gaza children prob do feel lucky to be alive.

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      1. Conor Ramsey‏ @Conor_Ramsey 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion that is a pleasant surprise

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      1. cesar qu.‏ @Geeshhead 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion haha , good :}

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      1. New Dinosaur‏ @MZIE3D 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion i understand the irony. But what is going on is disgusting. Israel is like Nazi Germany

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      1. YawarAmin.re‏ @yawaramin 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion boo 👎💩🔥

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      1. euan gordon‏ @bigeuan82 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion superb, worryingly a more accurate portrayal than most of the main stream media. Israel's chief apologists.

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      1. Gabriel C.‏ @gtychow 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Incredibly insensitive even for a satirical piece; although sad to say this might be quite close to the truth.

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      1. Andy Winn‏ @DAndyWinn 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion I like your stuff. I find it extremely topical and funny. But this is beyond bad taste.

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      1. Samir Junejo‏ @samirjunejo 19 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion keep up the good work.

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