@TheOnion start a historical reenactment society to reenact the first presidential debate of 2012 #RomneysNewCareer
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@TheOnion Romney opens a tanning salon for white people who are "Latino-bees."#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - ha ha ha haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Perhaps Romney will buy
@TheOnion and make it only slightly less liberal#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...nope !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Funny how an individual like him wants to write a children's book when he wanted to fire everyone on Sesame Street. LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wouldn't be good. He wouldn't care about 47% of the hatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Step one, Romney needs to learn to read. Step 2 writing... Step 3... Wait, nvm, he should never be allowed to talk to children.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or looses his brain, if bees have brainsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't want my child reading any of the Dribble that comes out of that mans mouthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Romney to be roadie on Death Cab for Cutie's next tour#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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