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He could open Mitt's Mittens. A glovery.
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@TheOnion Romney should buy a few hundred Chick Fil A's franchises and provide Americans those jobs he was referring to...oh my pleasureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mitt Romney will star as Scrooge McDuck in a live action DuckTales reboot.#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion President of a colony of NeverNudes?#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I actually read this as "cake poops". my mistakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Past History Cable Channel. It shows reruns of the first Presidential Debate and Hi-lites of Rick Perry's Primary TV gaffes!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - Romney to become a fisherman in "the islands." Ann loves the striped shirt.#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes. definitely, it would be good for the economy...but only if it served caffeine or alcohol..hmmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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