.@TheOnion Mormon matchmaking service with all his binders full of women? #RomneysNewCareer
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@TheOnion I'm sure someone will tell him and he will believe it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#RomneysNewCareer a De-Motivational Speaker.. Let Mitt make you feel like you don't fit!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Making money and putting people in the unemployment line.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New Host of tv show Million dollar rooms#RomneysNewCreerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Romney to "comb the countryside" for other silver foxes & to make nature look just right, like the rest of the playmobil familyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hired as mall Santa Claus. Fired for chastising children who want "gifts."#RomenysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who wants a career when you have binders full of women?#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously?#thisfuckingguyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Focus group to review list of 10 possible careers set for next week#RomneysNewCareerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion counting his vast amounts of money.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion more care elevators!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He needs to go help out with the Hurricane Sandy aftermath. Maybe meet with Gov. Christie and tour the devastated areas, get pix.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion has@mittromney considered SpiderHoling up in the iraki desert? there's a lot to be said for it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion :shockaroo-Mittens has passions-I don't want to know-Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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