@TheOnion haha, great fucking article!
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@TheOnion I see the picture of the idiot: start peeling onions in a restaurant :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sad it has come to thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey, I've heard that "Morality is a private and costly luxury." -"Murder of crows" movie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Quote: `'``(by) clinging to his scruples, he screws himself over a little bit more".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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