@theonion Twinkies go Bankrupt and Marijuana is Legalized in the same Month!
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@TheOnion I heard Petraeus left an opening...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Former Hostess workers ovrqualified for replacing Petraeus side job as sexual ambassador.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not funny. Attack the power structure, not the downtrodden.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ur humor often runs along the lines of Marie Antoinette's. There's nothing funny about people losing their jobs in this economy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not so much..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hear there's an opening at the CIAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You'd think the nascent legal marijuana industry would need workers with such skills.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey, how about you guys post that one more time!#gettingoldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@blogdangerously Laid-Off Hostess Employee Forced To Look For Creme-Injecting Job Somewhere Else http://onion.com/Syfmp2#winepartyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hear there is a frat house looking for eclairs to have creme filling#ItsSoWarmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm tempted to make a Brazzers or Casting Couch joke, but I'm not sure which one to make.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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