@TheOnion still laughing
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@TheOnion Why am I turned on by "Creme-Injecting Job"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's hard to hold onto your twinkieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No robots for that? Bet you have even better abilities.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hostess Closing Millions Of Perverts Lose Favorite Vagina Substitute 2 Stick Fingers In FEMA offers emergency cannoli 2 victimsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brutal. How will consumers satisfy cream-licking urge? Discussed in "Five Stages of Twinkie Grief" http://www.timelliscomedy.com/blog/2012/11/12/the-five-stages-of-twinkie-grief.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there's a Bill Clinton joke in there somewhere but I ain't going thereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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