@TheOnion Gah, I forgot there would be no more Donettes!
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] "This is your kingdom now, Little Debbie. Rule with mercy." http://onion.com/T0KLBBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i still cant believe it! THIS must be what the Mayans meant!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Little Debbie's Swiss rolls, cream oatmeal cookies and nutty buddy bars are good, but the rest are not up to par yet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Most consumers of Twinkies, Ho Hos, and Wonder Bread painfully familiar with "liquidating their assets."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Life is like an onion, just when you think you've got to know who you are, you peel off another layer... 'Wisdom of the onion'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion reported Chinese have purchased rights to Twinkie today from hostessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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