@TheOnion Ah hahahaha! This is so real and familiar. My sister has one of those deadbeat boyfriends. I would rather be alone forever!!
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@TheOnion the mother is DelusionalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My brother will be suing you for copyright infringement shortly. He's had his eye on a new motorcycle & guitar lately.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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