Proving that corporations ARE people, my friend. MT @TheOnion BP CEO: 'We Deeply Regret Tragic Loss Of $4.5 Billion'http://onion.com/Wa2uqS
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@TheOnion Actually he said we deeply regret being caught! We tried it wasn't us we weren't there,it wasn't even our idea but it failed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Let's all put BP in our prayers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tony Hayward quoted while racing his newest yacht: "I still want my life back. Seriously. This blows like that well from hell."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i feel their pain....a sad day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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