@TheOnion brilliant insight. It's true that they will make back the loss in a very short amount of time.
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@TheOnion: BP CEO: 'We Deeply Regret The Tragic Loss Of $4.5 Billion' http://onion.com/Wa2uqSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion often confuses me for saying stupid things that are entirely plausible. Who else was fooled?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion winsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ... and we just want to get on with our lives.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but we'll make it up in like 3 months so no big deal reallyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is the EXACT same thing Texas Legislators said when they stripped 5.4 billion from Texas public schools last biennium! Wow!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Our condolences to the Lexus dealers adversely affected.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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