@TheOnion salmons can't talk!
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@TheOnion Fat men have a hard time spawning too...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aww blessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SWIM FUCKER SWIM!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh the affliction... RT
@TheOnion Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn http://onion.com/SohUGpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Dear
@TheOnion, Yet it's still fun watching them try, yes?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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