@TheOnion they were making love, not war ;;))
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@TheOnion Nation Horrified To Learn About#War In#Afghanistan While Reading Up On#Petraeus Sex Scandalhttp://onion.com/RVXWnTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion talk about a "Forgotten War"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if Phil Jackson can't get a job coaching basketball how the fuck am I supposed to find one?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion reading??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Absolutely brilliant headline also kinda sums up the state of the nation
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