@TheOnion Why you gotta repeat yourself so much Onion? I don't want to unsubscribe you
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@TheOnion and the FBI is spying in each and everyone of themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How TF would THEY know??? O_o
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@TheOnion Is that within the CIA?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And, apparently, 87% of it is occuring in Ring E of the PentagonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you forgot to mention video at 11Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion kinda low number .....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion patheticThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Count me "in"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's it? Come on people step it up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The FBI is obviously low-balling this this stat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was having sex right now. Do you have Patreaus' number?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion big brother is watching...creepyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion useful research :-DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can they hook me up?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 15,001 I guess you forgot to count me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lucky fuckersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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