@TheOnion great news. You never know when u need toilet paper
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@TheOnion ridiculously stupidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Make this Thanksgiving more memorable by creating your own seasonally-themed works of art. http://www.segmation.com/products_pc_patternset_contents.asp?set=THG ….Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The 8:00 start is ok, workers have time to enjoy the holiday with family, it is too bad they don't take better care of their help.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:@WalMart To Open On Thanksgiving Evening http://onion.com/QE2CC4#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't care. Don't work there and don't shop there so it doesn't affect me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Unacceptable and disrespectful of families.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Soon we'll finally be able to skip the waste of time and money that is Thanksgiving to stand in line for hours to waste money."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just came from there, they are open right now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think that sucks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Do you have to bring your own gravy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Let the employees enjoy Thanksgiving with their families. That is much more important.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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