@TheOnion I would fire his ass before he even gets started!!
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@TheOnion @dracula99 Probably the chap is impotent :) :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HOWARD STERN SAYS"TO KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.IF HORNY,JUST MASTURBATE" CELIBATE MUCH SAFER.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not even M B???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but does he engage in cover-ups? like the rest of the admimistrationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ooops! someone is in troubleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Interim CIA Director Assures Nation He Engages In No Sexual Activity Whatsoeverhttp://onion.com/TWwTeoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God bless the CIA- finally they will be put to end- no further CIA ascendents...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#asexual#petraeus RT@TheOnion Interim CIA Director Assures Nation He Engages In No Sexual Activity Whatsoeverhttp://onion.com/TWwTeoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he. did not. have. sexual relations. with that woman.#Clinton101#denydenydenyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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