@TheOnion it's because new York outlawed large drinks
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@TheOnion GOOOOD THEY DESERVE IT FOR BACKING MITT!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think its horrible sales went down, but good tht ppl r finally starting 2 c how bad fast food really is 4 u!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's that hippie liberal Michelle Obama's fault.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Thank you for killing America, Michelle Obama."#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Michelle Obama's war on obesity finally hits home. That's basically domestic terrorism.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thank f-ing God.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion excellent news if it represents the beginnings of people coming to their senses about eating regurgitated leftovers animal bitsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess I better go there for lunch 2day 2 help boost their sales! RT McDonald's Sales Down 1st Time In 9 Yrs#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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