Thats so @RyanLostinTX RT @TheOnion Area Man Impresses Date By Eating Calamari Appetizer As Fast As Humanly Possible http://onion.com/W4qXlB
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@TheOnion It would be even more impressive if he ate an ONION as fast as humanly possible.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who is this mysterious "area" man? He sounds, quite simply, fantastic!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ISRAEL ATTACKED BY 70+ GAZA TERRORIST ROCKETS IN PAST 24 HOURS http://www.jpost.com/Defense/Article.aspx?id=291300 … …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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