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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2012

    Bowling Green State Just Going To Claim Christopher Lloyd As Alumnus Until Someone Calls Them Outhttp://onion.com/Q68aFo 

    9:01 AM - 11 Nov 2012
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      1. Mark Eres‏ @markeres 11 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The Onion combines my alma mater with one of my favorite actors. I love The Onion.

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      1. Roger A. Shope‏ @OhioHubNow 11 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Can we trade Bob Latta for a shoe?

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      2. McKenzie Maudsley‏ @mckenziexsue 11 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion @Falcon_Problems Everyone knows that this is a *satire* news article, right? It's supposed to be humorous...

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      3. Falcon Problems‏ @FalconProblems 11 Nov 2012
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        @mckenziexsue thanks for the info

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      1. Jennifer Lee‏ @sralee300 11 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Hahaha yup #BGSU that's my alma mater.

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      2. Han‏ @hanzzz1993 11 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion everyone knows this newspaper is junk right?

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      3. Abbey  🍍‏ @Just_Abbey 11 Nov 2012
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        @HannahStanbery yes. Because its a parody paper.

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      1. Falcon Problems‏ @FalconProblems 11 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion I'm not surprised that our school would do this.

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      1. Preston Ramsey‏ @presramsey 11 Nov 2012
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        .@TheOnion as a #BGSU alumnus, this made my day! Well done.

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      1. Robbie Roberts‏ @Robbie_Roberts 11 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion I heard from an old Sinbad movie that, "A thief is a king until he is caught".

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      1. corbin5‏ @corbin5 11 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion I'm an alumnus. We'll take him! (And almost anyone else)

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