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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Nov 2012

    Romney Spends Day Tearfully Apologizing At Father's Gravehttp://onion.com/UyGxka 

    3:12 PM - 8 Nov 2012
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    24 replies 143 retweets 45 likes
      1. SquelchCorp™‏ @Stefanington 8 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Harsh @TheOnion

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      1. Brian Snyder‏ @snyderphoto 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion as a man who just lost his father, this has to be one of the most offensive things I have ever read. Have you ever lost anyone?

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      1. Chad Jones‏ @ChadRJones12 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion uncool

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      1. Stefan Gomez‏ @stefan_al 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion wow I never thought any Onion headline was in poor taste til this

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      1. paul9639‏ @paul9639 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Tasteless

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      1. Jerry P.‏ @JerryCoog 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion this is really terrible. Fuck you.

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      1. victor celli‏ @ollenc 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jeffrey Fish‏ @jeffreydfish 8 Nov 2012
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        Wow, this is just kind of mean... RT @TheOnion Romney Spends Day Tearfully Apologizing At Father's Grave http://onion.com/UyGxka 

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      1. Mike Klok‏ @Stuffed_Brain 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Not even clever.

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      1. Mark Hansen‏ @Markyisd1 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion ..AND FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE!

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      1. Brad Jordan‏ @ktvideo 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion That’s supposed to be funny? Classless.

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      1. Craig Allen‏ @CraigPAllen 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny .... This from a guy voted for Obama.

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      1. Joe Vols‏ @THEjoevols 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion You guys have hilarious articles but this was just mean spiriited. Nothing funny in that article at all.

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      1. Frank Byronn Glenn‏ @SpotonDemocracy 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion And I bet George Romney wept in shame -- maybe called for a paternity test!

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      1. Edite C. Torres✿‏ @EditeCT 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion - What is Mitt apologizing about to Papa Romney? He learned all those maneuvers, lies, etc, from the ole man!

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      2. Ned Ryerson‏ @rhmaz610 8 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Geeez we get it Onion! You only know how to write comedy spoofing conservatives! Way to be versatile in your talents!

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      3. Josh Kelman‏ @JoshKelman 9 Nov 2012
        Replying to @rhmaz610

        @rhmaz610 Pretty sure you're only seeing the articles you don't want to see. @TheOnion is equal opportunity offender http://onion.com/Rr4ms3 

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      4. Ned Ryerson‏ @rhmaz610 9 Nov 2012
        Replying to @JoshKelman

        @JoshKelman @theonion you had to go all the way back to Sept 6th for that one. I'm sure it's about a 20:1 ratio. Too bad

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      5. Josh Kelman‏ @JoshKelman 9 Nov 2012
        Replying to @rhmaz610

        @rhmaz610 comedy isn't 1:1 or required (or expected) to play it even. It's a parody paper. For proof, see every comedian in history.

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      6. Ned Ryerson‏ @rhmaz610 9 Nov 2012
        Replying to @JoshKelman

        @JoshKelman My point is zooming over your head. Obama has provided so much fodder for comedy- sadly today's satirists look the other way

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      7. Josh Kelman‏ @JoshKelman 9 Nov 2012
        Replying to @rhmaz610

        @rhmaz610 look at what you wrote the Onion: "you only spoof conservatives!" I showed you they do, just not enough to appease your liking.

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      8. Ned Ryerson‏ @rhmaz610 9 Nov 2012
        Replying to @JoshKelman

        @JoshKelman I guess you got me. I didn't clarify my tweet. Congrats on your twitter education/owning of me. I'll walk away in disgrace now

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