@TheOnion trying not to laugh out loud in public. Every article you folks write is a gem
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@TheOnion I have proudly served many times. It's always the coolest thing I almost ever did.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's me. I want to go down one of those slides someday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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