That's bolshie! RT @Trumphole: @TheOnion This is all some commie bullshit. But, do you know where I can get some purple?
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@TheOnion Reported glaucoma rates miraculously decline in two states.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Paranoia no longer a side effect in two states.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think I gots to move!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally, two states that will allow its citizens to engage in the pursuit of happiness. About time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think we should all do it. It would free the legal system and the tax revenue would be a gift..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Stoner States!!! Cool dude!!! ;o)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion population of Colorado just went upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion FINALLY!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#WhatDoYouThink I see pink elephants, need to swat them, so not motivated. Forget where I put the elephant swatter. Depressed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think I need to open up a 24-hour pizza delivery shop in Denver and Seattle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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