RT @TheOnion "Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves"
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@TheOnion that's the winner right thereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wolf blitzer makes me nervous every time new numbers come in... He's gotta stop reporting it like someone was murdered.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ... Who even watches CNN?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who is CNN?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion CNN is now projecting its insecurities onto the nation. | Live#Election2012 Coverage: http://onion.com/XhNlsu ” -
@PetiteZizu Hi Zizi :)
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@MikiStones Hi Miki :)
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@TheOnion It's working. I just pulled all my shades down to hide from the night people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is their projector not big enough? Their newest gadget not enviable enough?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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