@TheOnion ...Effing Hysterical~!!!! LOL
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@TheOnion I can't believe this! What an outrageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 'MURICA!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Never disappoints.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane - so happy Seth retweeted this, it made my day! What's next, women drivers? Male nurses? Black Presidents?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion lol this is so random! This man is weirdddThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I read this as "Allowed to vote onion." and was seriously confused for a moment. Oh dear.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion // I personally believe that anyone who drinks Mt Dew should not be allowed to vote. Unless it's for a new flavor of Mt Dew.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So? I like donuts & Saw movies. Kill me. RT
@TheOnion Man who eats at Dunkin' Donuts every morning & enjoys the ‘Saw’ films allowed To voteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Youngstown isn't affluent enough for a Duncan Donuts.#IUsedtoworkthereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion AM AT GHANAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha, it's funny because I can't vote.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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