@TheOnion I hope The Onion will tell the son, after he removes his Halloween Costume, to hurry up and put something else on.
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@TheOnion ..tell him the devil's gone home now, parties ova! TruthLives u no it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 12 things to try BEFORE you resort to fire ants...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If I allow the ad to play to its conclusion, your website is broken. if I click SKIP, things continue. Guess which I'm doing?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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