@TheOnion So we don't get fat?
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@TheOnion TBTB want you to believe its exercising your rights when in reality it is to give away your sovereignty.#DontVote#BurMASTERThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Better to not vote. Then you can wash your hands of responsibility for whatever bad policies whoever wins implements.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if you live in Ohio or Florida, the GOP makes it practically impossibleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Because exercise is good for you, and our nation's citizenry isn't exercising nearly enough.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Because we live in one of the fattest countries in the world, that's why!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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