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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Nov 2012

    Romney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hourhttp://onion.com/QbOTlG 

    2:02 PM - 2 Nov 2012
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      1. Rev.Paperboy‏ @revpaperboy 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion and anyone who votes for Obama gets Ann for two hours?

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      1. yobaba‏ @yoyobaba 3 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion This sounds to me like a sure vote for Democrats.

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      1. lynn clark‏ @use2be2 3 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion I Gotta give him alotta credit for this one. Must not have jealous bone in his body & must be tired of the old gal.

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      1. Sparrow‏ @Sparrow_evie 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Now He's sure to lose. Noone wants Ann.

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      1. IAMRICHMUSIC‏ @iamdrichmusic 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion THE OBAMA THEME SONG ViD, PleaZ share video http://youtu.be/gVGukqxQ0ns?a  #Rockinwithobama2012 #TeamObama

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      1. Seventh Son‏ @Seventh_Son_ 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion @MichaelTLH #milfromney

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      1. ART JAMES‏ @ARTJAMES2 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion What for

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      1. Rev. Wendy Taylor‏ @TaylorRevWendy 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Perhaps we need to read that article? or just NOT

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      1. Otis Bell‏ @O_Dawgg 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion i'll vote for him if he lets me ride ann's horsey...

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      1. ¯\_ 👽_/¯‏ @__foobarbaz__ 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion How is that an incentive?

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      1. David O Valenzuela‏ @Yecora51 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion true or just yoking

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      1. Judie K‏ @judiekstein 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Yes, feel free to make her fold your just washed towels. She should know how life is here in the trenches.

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      1. Anthony Salerno‏ @SalernoAnthony 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion SHE SHOULD SLAP YOU ALL, BUT SHE WOULDN'T LOWER HER SELF! BUT I THINK WHOEVER DID POST IT IS A FUCKING ASS WIPE! FGM PATRIOT'S!

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      1. Tatia García‏ @Tatia_Garcia 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion it's not even funny... get real

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      1. Tom Gunn‏ @ElManoRoboto 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion ok, we're done. Not following you anymore.

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      1. Dan Schultz‏ @schultzibi 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion and a major shift in the Gallup numbers shows that more Pennsylvanians would rather rather vote for Obama than spend 1 hr with Ann

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