@TheOnion in addition, to avoid further embarrassment, the asian media should now change the name from Election Day to Vote Day
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@TheOnion Of course. And who do those sheep follow rather than the Shepard? A bunch of jackasses and fat albinos who sit on their assesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sometimes I think sheep are smarter than voters and the ones who count the votes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The closer2electiion, the more insanely "progressive" you get. Stoooping to new lows trying to discourage voting now? How "funny"!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion people who don't vote shouldn't complain for the next 4 years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion /WE HAVE OUR OWN OPINION,I WILL VOTE,UNTIL I CAN NOT.OR SOMEONE HAS A BETTER IDEA. THIS IS FOOLISHNESS, JUST GO VOTE.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bahhhhhhhh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Without mint sauce, even.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Other roommate: "I'm voting for an obscure third-party candidate who has no chance of winning to prove how cool I am."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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