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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2012

    "People who vote are a bunch of sheep." http://onion.com/RxSaZr  #DontVote

    8:55 PM - 1 Nov 2012
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      1. Rob‏ @AKAGOATMAN 1 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion in addition, to avoid further embarrassment, the asian media should now change the name from Election Day to Vote Day

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      1. Gavin Woodruff‏ @BazingaMan77 8 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Of course. And who do those sheep follow rather than the Shepard? A bunch of jackasses and fat albinos who sit on their asses

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      1. Ms Piggy‏ @silviagudy 5 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Sometimes I think sheep are smarter than voters and the ones who count the votes.

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      1. kiople‏ @kiople 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Let the love out ò your heart http://kuchet106.violet.vn/entry/show/entry_id/8330148/cat_id/3873199 …http://thcs-catminh-binhdinh.violet.vn/entry/show/entry_id/6329888/cat_id/4843285 …

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      1. Ahuvah‏ @AhuvahDiva 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion The closer2electiion, the more insanely "progressive" you get. Stoooping to new lows trying to discourage voting now? How "funny"!

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      1. Ledena Cokolada‏ @LedenaCokolada 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion people who don't vote shouldn't complain for the next 4 years.

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      1. just flo‏ @Gflo54 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion /WE HAVE OUR OWN OPINION,I WILL VOTE,UNTIL I CAN NOT.OR SOMEONE HAS A BETTER IDEA. THIS IS FOOLISHNESS, JUST GO VOTE.

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      1. Joe Parrish‏ @joebparrish 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion No, people who vote for one of the two candidates from the two major parties are sheep. 3rd party voters are leaders.#change

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      1. (L.) FLY Williams‏ @Iwritesongs4me 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion bahhhhhhhh!

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      1. Chuck Grantham‏ @ChuckGrantham 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Without mint sauce, even.

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      1. Moon Metropolis‏ @MoonMetropolis 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheOnion Other roommate: "I'm voting for an obscure third-party candidate who has no chance of winning to prove how cool I am."

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