@TheOnion You matter-of-factly report that as though it's a bad thing.
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Sobering piece from
@TheOnion: Nation Suddenly Realizes This Just Going To Be A Thing That Happens From Now On http://onion.com/ShSJWyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is the darkest humor I've read from you guys. Dark and true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ah, reading this made me sad. It's sad but trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I bet McDonald's reopened on stilts, looking all aerodynamic, within 6hrs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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