@TheOnion Well, I think we have a new winner for "Most Depressing Onion Story Ever".
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damnit, Onion, bad enough that I have to check the news to see if it's you... can't handle having to check you to see if it's newsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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