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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Oct 2012

    Nation's Lower Class Still Waiting For First Mention By Either Presidential Candidate http://onion.com/Y14qWc 

    10:50 AM - 31 Oct 2012
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      1. Evelyn Teykaerts‏ @evelynteykaerts 31 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to be in the middle class...now I guess I'm scum too.@TheOnion

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      2. cindy‏ @18cingirl 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion The Middle Class is the new Lower Class!The poor get Everything Free from Gov't, Wealthy have Money, but the Mid-Class STRUGGLES!!

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      1. Susie‏ @Crosha11Susie 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion welllll didn't Romney already mention us. The 47% that don't matter !!!!'

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      1. Jamie Kirmess‏ @JamieKirmess 31 Oct 2012
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        I know you'll like this @HeathWolbers RT @TheOnion Nation's Lower Class Still Waiting For First Mention By Either Presidential Candidate

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      1. Jay J Richman‏ @urokimtwo 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion And that check is in the mailbox

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      1. Lou Puls‏ @MonkeeRench 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion : "Lower Class Still Waiting4 First Mention By Presidential Candidates" That'll happen when #Banksters #TinkleDownEconomics works!

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      1. Clayton Cohn‏ @claytoncohn 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion Yeah what gives, I've heard "middle class" and "mega rich" but what about "dirt poor" and "steerage folk."

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      1. SuperMom‏ @313detroitt 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion LOL isn't that all of us?

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      1. Mr. T‏ @SEAHAWKSMULISHA 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting.............................................................

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