@TheOnion That's not funny. fuck you
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Great Advice here RT
@TheOnion Beat would-be child murderers at their own game by poisoning your kids ahead of time http://onion.com/V9oc2uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Beat the Onion at their own game by posting douchey comments first.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BahahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dark. But I guess it's Halloween so you can get away with it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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