@TheOnion Don't eat too much candy!
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@TheOnion tip: be sure the razor blade is licked cleaned first of chocolate before finally accidentally ingesting the razorbladeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG!! LOL I just snorted at my desk that was so funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was looking forward to reading your safety tips! Always <3 onion news but those child raping jokes just aren't funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are disturbing. That's why I like you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I see these were authored in 1998. Apparently, that was before The Onion decided to become a "humor" ezine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Out of 13 "tips", one of them came within inches of being funny. The remainder weren't even in the same galaxy as "funny".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your satire is almost always hilarious, but "Halloween safety tips" is not funny. Please remove it. Sex abuse is not a joke.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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