@TheOnion In my heart, I wish to believe @Jason_Farrell retweeted this just for me.
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Yup. That happened.
@TheOnion Mom Just Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane http://onion.com/YjJ4maThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Just Called To Make Sure You're Not Under That Dangling Crane http://onion.com/YjJ4ma . Story of my life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or standing in puddles with live electrical cables in them (sorry ma!)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thanks. I now had to explain this to my mom.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Frasier's promiscuous cousin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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