@TheOnion because it makes the whole voting process less complicated.
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@TheOnion because it's a paper mill, and not a real college?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Because the general public are idiots RT
@TheOnion: Election FAQ: Why do we use the electoral college? http://onion.com/YjRpqaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please, that's like asking why fish ride bicycles. The answer is SO obvious. And you call yourselves the news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion to buffer the popular vote from what politicians want.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Low tuition?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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